How about a Joke?

Saw a friend of mine today. He seemed to be thinner so I asked him if he was on a diet. He said that he was not on a diet but he was wearing a girdle. I had to ask why he started wearing a girdle. He told me he's been wearing it ever since his wife found it in the car.

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Another version of that joke is in the locker room at the gym and the friend is wearing pink panties. "I didn't know you had that kind of a fetish." He said he's been wearing them ever since his wife found them in the car.

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